The Ultimate Life Motto: It's Smack, It's Piss

Alright, folks, I've found the ultimate philosophy for life, and it can be summed up in four simple words: "It's smack, it's piss."

What does it mean, you ask? Well, let me break it down for you:

It's Smack: When life is good, when you're winning, when your pizza rolls come out of the oven just right—that's smack. You're cruising through the day, and everything is smooth like butter. Smack vibes only.

It's Piss: Now, when things go wrong—like your Wi-Fi cuts out during a crucial moment in your online game, or you drop your phone in the toilet—that's piss. A real downer, but hey, that's life. You just gotta wipe it up and keep going.

So, next time you're having a rough day, just remember: "It's smack, it's piss." It all balances out. Smack today, piss tomorrow, but in the end, we’re all just out here piss.

Thoughts? Anyone else living the smack-piss life?

Thanks brah.

Was having anxiety this whole fucking week and was about to cut a bitch.

But you convince me to see the light and turn to the bible.

God bless you brah.

Smack is the sound you hear if you put pizza rolls down in front of me

We definitely need smack city brah on here

I've heard, "it's sick, it's piss" so many times that your variation just doesn't sound right. And it just makes me think of Janoy anyways. Like the philosophy though.

Profound

smackout of
piss town son.

Dis tred si piss