Should I poison my neighbors cats?

Up til now I've been indifferent to Cats but there are about 5 in the area and they shit all over my yard. I'm sick of having to deal with it when I do gardening.

Sick of lazy assholes not keeping their cats inside. Plus these pests just kill all the local beautiful native birds. That's al cats are, just an introduced pest species.

Have tried lemon and other smells which have proved fruitless results and and feel like I should just go straight to the final solution, maybe some weed killer in some chicken would do the job?

i've seen people put up signs that say "WARNING: YARD HAS PESTICIDES THAT ARE POISONOUS TO PETS."

Try eating one on camera so Trump can get a boost in the polls.

Make your yard as inhospitable as possible, maybe get a dog?

Strong first post

Poison yourself

I hate cats but no don’t do this srs

more shitty glownig posts trying to get numisc shutdown

STFU phaggot OP. Go poison yourself.

SaltyDog92 wrote:STFU phaggot OP. Go poison yourself.

looky here, a cat cuck

is that the only p00sy you can get, phaggot?

Poop in your neighbors yards in retaliation

Why do cats find your yard so appealing? It's not your charming personality. I'd figure out why they keep coming and fix that before you do something that might land you in jail.

miss this trolling
in the old misc.

fukin lol.

MFs are just running the streets eating peoples cats now. Its wild out here boys.

Nice try you dirty Haitian. Go back to your feces ridden hut in your own shitty ass country full of dog turds and stay away from us.

thanks, ive reported you to the FBI. so if you do, they will have a heads up from me and prosecute you with the fullest extent of the law.

radrd wrote:Why do cats find your yard so appealing? It's not your charming personality. I'd figure out why they keep coming and fix that before you do something that might land you in jail.

They come because they are phukking cats and cats wander around?

Like a dinger who steals or a Moslem who bombs, it's instinctual to them

Supreme_Gentleman wrote:

radrd wrote:Why do cats find your yard so appealing? It's not your charming personality. I'd figure out why they keep coming and fix that before you do something that might land you in jail.

They come because they are phukking cats and cats wander around?

Like a dinger who steals or a Moslem who bombs, it's instinctual to them

Cats don't wander around constantly shitting all day. For some reason they like using your yard as a litter box instead of their own yard or elsewhere.

You could poison yourself and solve everyone's problems, not just yours. Be a hero.

Sounds like a serial killer starting to form inside, you should tie yourself to a moving truck and get dragged across the road balls first.